Tuesday, May 27, 2008
What's As Innocent As A Tissue Box, With a Hidden Camera
There is nothing quite as bland and boring as a tissue box. There are as inherently drab and ho hum as just about any household item that you can think of, but every house I have ever been in has several of them around. Now I have to say that I haven't Benzodiazepines too many tissue boxes in bachelor pads, maybe none at all, but wherever women are present, there are tissue boxes.
Women must derive some sort of comfort from them, and all that other junk they bring with them when you get married that no one ever tells you anything about. One day you have a perfectly uncluttered bathroom, and then...poof...it's gone.
But the mere innocuousness of your standard tissue box makes it the perfect place to put a hidden camera. I don't think I have ever touched one of the many tissue boxes in this house, and don't have any plans to start. I mean, I have pulled a tissue from time to time, maybe to clean my glasses, something like that, but I have never checked to see what the tissue level was, or refilled one, ever.
That's the wife's data recovery service and she's welcome to it.
I guess I kinda view a tissue box the same way I would view diaper changing, and it's not high on my "want to do before I die" list.
I think most guys feel the same way. We don't have opinions on things like tissue boxes, soap dispensers, towel colors, and whether the sheets and pillowcases should match or contrast. It's just not a guy thing, which makes The Tissue Box Hidden Camera the perfect setup for keeping an eye on your important stuff, like your liquor cabinet, or shotguns.
The chance that a mook would look for a hidden camera in a tissue box are slim to almost non-existent. It just wouldn't happen. He'd be so comfortable you would probably get footage of him sitting in your chair with Web Hosting - ASP, PHP, Perl, Frontpage, SSH feet on the desk and his eyes closed.
And you wouldn't even begrudge him his temporary creature comfort, because it won't be nearly so plush at his next home.
Think about it, it's a pretty international conference calls move.
If you're prepared, you'll never be surprised.
Michael Gravette is a successful entrepreneur and ex-Air Force Intelligence. He is the founder and president of Safety Technology, the largest provider of wholesale dropship hidden cameras and spy gear.
